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3 days ago
2 weeks ago

Someone told me I had really beautiful brown eyes the other day and I was just like wow that’s really kind of you to say but my eyes are extremely blue ya dick.




Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

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1 month ago


if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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There were kids out in the street today with a wee table yelling “Do you wanna buy a cupcake?” at people but folk were mostly ignoring them so I went over and they were selling these wee handmade cakes for 50p to raise money for their girls’ football team so I gave them a fiver and just took two cakes but I just tried to eat one with a cup of tea and it tasted rank so now I regret my generosity.


Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

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driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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1 month ago