Bon Soir Bon Soir
3 days ago
2 weeks ago

Someone told me I had really beautiful brown eyes the other day and I was just like wow that’s really kind of you to say but my eyes are extremely blue ya dick.

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via phobias)

cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via itsmemacleod)

1 month ago

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via hi)

There were kids out in the street today with a wee table yelling “Do you wanna buy a cupcake?” at people but folk were mostly ignoring them so I went over and they were selling these wee handmade cakes for 50p to raise money for their girls’ football team so I gave them a fiver and just took two cakes but I just tried to eat one with a cup of tea and it tasted rank so now I regret my generosity.

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

(via ant0rm)

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

(Source: netflixz, via shouldnt)

1 month ago